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Welcome to the Fulham songs page. Frankly, I wasn't sure about this one.. Strangely enough however, it was one of the most requested sections!
THE FULHAM THEME SONG
It's a long way to Tipperary, it's along way to go, it's a long way to Tipperary, but if Fulham played we'd go, goodbye Piccadilly farewell Leicester Square, it's a long long way to Tipperary but my whites are there.
We love you Fulham, we do, we love you Fulham, we do, we love you Fulham, we do, oh Fulham we love you.
Allo' allo' we are the Fulham boys, allo' allo' we are the Fulham boys, and if you are a Chelsea fan, surrender or you'll die, cos' we all follow the Fulham.
Up yer arse, right up yer arse, stick yer blue flag up yer arse, thru' black and white you shall not pass, so stick yer blue flag up yer arse.
STAND UP IF YOU HATE CHELSEA, STAND UP IF YOU HATE CHELSEA (Best sang at away games)
Is that all you take away?
The lastest fav from the enclosure - pick out the saddest away fan down the front of the Putney end and sing....
Sex case, sex case, hang him, hang him, hang him!
Shit ground no fans(Away)
I can't live, if living is without you - I can't live, I can't live anymore - I can't live, if living is without you. etc.
(To yellow submarine)
When the circus comes to town, Ruddi Gullit, is the clown - and the Shed are on their knees, Dennis Wise, perform flee (altogether now) WE ALL PISS IN A BLUE AND WHITE POT (you wot) a blue and white pot, a blue and white pot.
We are Fulham, we are Fulham, we are Fulham, FFC, we are Fulham, super Fulham, we are Fulham, fuck Chlesea.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to see Fulham win away.
(To the adams family)
We're going up on camels, we're going up on camels, we're going up on camels, the Fayed family.
Oh I'm so happy to hear the news, when Fulham win, and Chelsea lose, oh Fulham, we hate the Chelsea blues.
Ray Wilkins black n' white army.
Kev n' Ray's black n' white army.
(To away fans from the North - in mock northern accent)
Go down the pub, have ten pints, ya' get really plastered, you go back home and beat the wife, cos' your a Northern Bastard!
To any fans (Welsh or not)
SHEEP, SHEEP, SHEEP, SHAGGERS!
Super, super Mick super Micky Conroy.
There's only one, Darren Freeman, walking along, singing a song, walking in a Freeman wonderland.
Tony Thorpe, Tony Thorpe, singing Tony Tony Thorpe, he gets the ball and scores a goal, Tony, Tony Thorpe.
We've got loadsamoney, we've got loadsamoney, la la la la etc.
(after we score away)
What a waste of money, what a waste of money!
We've got the man from Cairo, all you've got's a giro, la la la la etc.
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